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A/N: This is the result of a prompt given to me by jayeindc. She supplied the first sentence.
I Was Only Joking
By Dhamphir
“Mine’s bigger than yours,” she sheepishly replied.
A fine, auburn brow arched in disbelief. “No, it’s not. Besides, this was your idea.”
Jess’s eyes widened. “I was only joking!”
“Time to put your money where your mouth is,” Dana replied. “First one to finish does the dishes for the next month.”
Jess stared down at the extra large pizza and regretted the large lunch she’d had.
FIN | 
XF I Was Only Joking
